| E.G. -- 6/3/10 (from: Stew Recipe ) | | INGREDIENTS: 1 whole weasel 2 cups dagger 4 cups high octane gasoline 1/2 cup beet 1 cup clown 52 cups Guinness 1tsp cinnamon 476 tablespoons nutmeg First, boil the weasel for 32,097 minutes to make it nice and swollen . Then, sweetly add the high octane gasoline while rubbing in the dagger angrily . Then, wash in about one half of the clown along with the beet and the Guinness . Put in a rancid cooker for 4 nanoseconds . About halfway through the cooking process, add the rest of the clown along with the cinnamon . When it is finished cooking, add the nutmeg . Be sure to add a few poison ivy leaves for garnish. This should make about 546,888,334 servings of disturbing weasel Stew. |
| E.G. -- 6/3/10 (from: Bathroom Horror ) | | I went in the bathroom and in the toilet there was a huge keg it primitive so distended this made me scared i went and told Mr. Garrison they decided to take a look at it they decided it looked constipated it made me moan smelling that dyslexic smell again it was disgusting i told my friend Rick to take a look at it and they decided it looked like an cockroach they even wanted to taste it! But then they collapse it up and took a bite out of it i donate out of the bathroom throwing up and decided i would never go in there again It was lame |
| Zinnia -- 6/1/10 (from: School Daze pt 4 ) | | The other day during english class, my best friend Lambo walked up to me and said very quickly Hey, found the newest drug to get really high with. Oh Really? I replied nervously , since Ive heard this 69 times before and it was a big waste of time. S/he said that it makes you feel slowly blue . All you do is get some books and kiss them, and then you put it in your eye and tickle . So, that weekend, we went to a party at Dino 's house and I put the books into my eye just like Lambo said, and nothing happened! I was very sweet , but then, about 18 minutes later I started seeing a bucket talk , then, the walls started to dance wildly . The next thing you know I was taking off my pants and dancing on the chair with Hibari . But then Hibari and Lambo both started to bite me very harshly . I don't remember much about the rest of the night, but a video of me washing Ryohei 's broom while I punched Lambo 's nose has gotten 56 views on YouTube. |
| Zinnia -- 6/1/10 (from: School Daze pt 3 ) | | The other day, Haru was walking down the hall at Reborn Memorial High School. S/he came up to me and called me a cute hat . That made me very scary , and so I said s/he was the most teasingly round balloon I have ever shooted . Then S/he licked me with her big spoon which tolerated my head . I went to the school nurse, Madonna and she farted my head with a yummy egg making me feel much better. Meanwhile, Haru was expelled from school for 30 weeks and then had to pay 80 dollars for cheerful expenses. |
| E.G. -- 6/1/10 (from: Time To Wake Up! ) | | when you woke up in the midnight there he was Bono you knew right then you wanted to climax him. Then he asked you if you wanted to vibrator . Right then you knew you wanted to. After you guys layed down on the bed you started to shuffle . After that you knew you were about to cum and he was about to too. then you screamed Great! ! while you felt him jizz all inside you, it felt so severe and guilty . then your pet cheetah came in and you started drag racing the cheetah while your man was flying your boob . You kept stitching till nanosecond . when you had to stop your man cuz your dad came and he started wiping your tongue till u screamed Whoa!!! ! you knew it was your dad but it felt so violent ! Then you kept goin and goin for year . |
| E.G. -- 6/1/10 (from: The slugs at the bottom of the pool ) | | One day you and Rick decide to go swimming. When you see Don you want to say Nice one! to him but you keep it in. When you and Rick get in the pool you feel something gross between you feet. youy look down and there is a infected giant slug! Shut up! so you go swim to a differnt spot of the pool when you step down and feel another dangerous slug! Whoa! so you call the_same_person_you_hate13% over so you can evaporate her with the slugs! ha ha! when you pick the slug up you see that it is a refreshing maroon ! Excuse me!!! thats gross! so when Don comes over you throw the sweaty slug on her. Wow!!! she yells! ha ha! thats so cool! |
| emily jones -- 5/30/10 (from: The slugs at the bottom of the pool ) | | One day you and audrey decide to go swimming. Smurfy, isn't it? When you see taylor you want to say heyy! to her but you keep it in. Smurfy, isn't it? When you and audrey get in the pool you feel something gross between you feet. Smurfilicious! youy look down and there is smurfily a purple giant slug! wowza so you go swim to a differnt spot of the pool when you step down and feel another pink slug! help! so you call the_same_person_you_hate13% over so you can running her with the slugs! ha ha! when you pick the slug up you see that it is smurfily a sticky green ! cool thats gross! so when taylor comes over you throw the short slug on her. SMURFY! byez! she yells! ha ha! thats so cool! |
| christopher -- 5/30/10 (from: Side Effects May Include) | | Obecalp is what we can safely call a 'wonder' 'drug'! It will help you minimize the chance of a boob attack, cause hair to grow on your head and increase signs of puberty! However, our faithful team of lawyers insists that we post these side effects. Side effects may include bouncing , vomiting, loss of pee , decapitation, mind loss, red but , fungus on your toilet paper , growth of warts that look like chris , an all-around gooey personality, change in moods, feeling really sad all the time, thinking that a dog goes MOO! and causing the user to shout woah at random intervals. Please consult your doctor before use. |
| sick. -- 5/29/10 (from: Time To Wake Up!) | | when you woke up in the buttcrack of dawn there he was bill nye the science guy you knew right then you wanted to drop an upperdecker him. Then he asked you if you wanted to fertilizer . Right then you knew you wanted to. After you guys layed down on the bed you started to dewche . After that you knew you were about to cum and he was about to too. then you screamed "Gimme back that fillet-o-fish. Gimme that feeesh." ! while you felt him jizz all inside you, it felt so ghetto and narcoleptic . then your pet toilet snake came in and you started donkey punching the toilet snake while your man was farting your F.U.P.A. . You kept getting a colonoscopy till 4 hours . when you had to stop your man cuz your dad came and he started sneezing like a mofo your pubes till u screamed "Wow! that's a great price!" ! you knew it was your dad but it felt so p1ssed beyond belief ! Then you kept goin and goin for as long as a rocket pewp takes me . |
| yeah, obviously! -- 5/29/10 (from: The Hug) | | Jeremy was 19, like how big mah rizms is , he wish he had a Snoop dee oh dubble gee . He felt like such a dork when he went to a school a 40 ,and when he ghost ride to the park. One day, he was p1mpslappn down the street,when he saw a ho ,droping some gat . He went over to help, he soon found out,that had a Dre from the muthafukkin LBC . Jeremy felt very stupid and went home.The next day,he went to answer the doggystyle ,when there was that ho , right when jeremy was going to ask what was doing here, kissed his anus, obviously and gave him a hug. Shocked, jeremy pulled away, and asked why, replayd that it was a lie about Dre from the muthafukkin LBC ,and that he seemed like a great guy,then Jeremy gave the hug, and he knew this was the best Valentine's day ever . |
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