| Welcome ILLEGAL_13HOTTI , you are now connected to The Love Line.com ..... LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : DO ME ! ILLEGAL_13HOTTI : Hi.. LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : My name's SARAH PALIN , what's yours? ILLEGAL_13HOTTI : D0UCHEBAG , how old are you? LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : 1 , you? ILLEGAL_13HOTTI : I just turned 8 LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : Perfect! ILLEGAL_13HOTTI :Excuse me? LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : Well, aren't you lookin for NASTY ? I mean..that's kinda why you're here, at the love line.com am I HEYLL NO ? ILLEGAL_13HOTTI : FRIGN AWESOME . Where do you live anyway? LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : THE TOILET , what about you? ILLEGAL_13HOTTI : Are you BLOWING YOUR NOSE ? I'm not telling you that, you're a TRANNY ! LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : So? It's not like I'm gonna LEZ OUT you. At least tell me what you look like! ILLEGAL_13HOTTI : BROWN, BROWN hair, HUGE with PUKE GREEN bangs and PUBES . I'm about 4 feet tall, PEANUT BUTTER BROWN color contacts, GREY skin tone with a birthmark on my WARTY NOSTRIL . I weigh like 11 pounds and I have a tattoo of my UNKLE M0LESTOR on both HEMMORROIDS . Your turn! LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : Wow, you sound NAKED . Well I'm CONSERVATIVEDUMBASS , so I have very BLACK TARRY PEWP COLOR hair (I'm trying to grow a WHITE PEWP COLOR mustash), my eyes are CLEAR PEWP , I stand somewhere around 2 feet tall..which most GEEZERS like. I'm built like a ONE EYED VIPER . I weigh 6753 pounds and I have piercings on my left BALD SPOT , my inner HERPES and I want one on my UTERUS . Sound SICKENING ? ILLEGAL_13HOTTI : So in other words you look like SPONGEBOB ? Do you have a picture? LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : Yeah, but it's one where I'm in my PEWP GREEN VIKING HELMET riding my YO MAMA 's DONKEY, FOR PUNCHING . I don't really WANT it. ILLEGAL_13HOTTI : Well fine. I'll just have to picture you in my head. Oh yeah, where do you INDUCE VOMITING ? LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : Oh, well I'm a(n) AL QUAEDA . I wanted to be a CR4PPER for the sickly an old, but they never called me back. ILLEGAL_13HOTTI :I feel DIARTHEA for you. Anyway, I gotta go, what's your email so we can keep in touch? LEST3R_EL_MOL3STOR : F4RTER _ TRANNY 800@ HERBERT THE PERVERT .com. You? ILLEGAL_13HOTTI : R4PABLE _ 11 LB TURD 90@ SEWER .com I'll talk to you in TOO LONG . |