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v8vy8f8fv86fyjhijkboixtud -- 10/10/08 (from: Law & Order Overload )

You think 3 Law & Order shows is too much? Check out all the new ones NBC is airing this fall:

Law & Order: flamethrower Inspectors Unit starring Matt Damon

Law & Order: poverty Patrol starring Colin Powell & Kate Beckinsale

Law & Order: insulting gamers Unit starring Jeff

Law & Order: Major women Unit starring Neil Patrick Harris & Colm Feore

Law & Order: basement Security Unit starring Olivia Newton-John

Law & Order: motorcycle Patrol starring Michelle Rodriguez & Tom Skerritt

Law & Order: Big Mac Control Unit starring Jerry Springer

Law & Order: bra Inspection Team starring Amanda Peet

Law & Order: Cops On skunk -back starring Maya Morgenstern

And D. Wolf's Law & Order Reality Series- Law & Order: Brazil Park Rangers Uncensored

lindsay -- 10/9/08 (from: Love Letter )

Dear David ,

I saw you yesterday at ruthe crisp and your hair looked so beautiful and your lips looked like a weiner dog 's lips. I started to walk up to you but whitney got to you before I did. I saw you both go into glory days and ya'll ate a philly cheesesteak and when you said good bye to her I followed you on your walk home. I could of swarn I saw you turn into a lama and ran off to patient first and bit this dudes tate off and the dude was so nerve racking and then you turned back to your normal self, and since your reading this right now, I stuffed cum into your locker, and when I opened mine just now, I noticed you put cum in mine too. Well, see you at exxon after school, maybe we could sprint . Sincerely lindsay

Skittles -- 10/8/08 (from: Bolivia )

Bolivia, named after catfish fighter Gina , broke away from bartender rule in 1825; much of its dangerous history has consisted of a series of nearly 7 revolutions and counter-revolutions. A democratic civilian Subway was established in the 1980s, but leaders have faced difficult problems of deep-seated toilets , dolphin unrest, and belch production. Current goals include attracting foreign spiders , strengthening the sandal system, continuing the privatization program, and waging an anti- Kung Pao Chicken campaign.

Allison -- 10/8/08 (from: Costner Flicks )

Tin thong

A weird World

pig Durham

The Un- fart -ables

Field Of marbles

Thirteen pillows

3000 Miles To Japan

Message In A jar

talks With Wolves

Robin Hood: Prince Of transvestites

soda -world

Allison -- 10/8/08 (from: Gibson Flicks )

We Were vegetarians

Lethal teapot

Forever hilarious

The Man Without A penis

The trampoline Warrior

Air France

monkey On A Wire

itchy Max

Tequila couch

What rednecks Want

Conspiracy cigarette

Brave- tongue

Allison -- 10/8/08 (from: Network Original Movies )

Network Original Movies premiering this month:

Lifetime - My Daddy jumped My Mommy So She strangled Him.

USA - The True Story Of The Jane Fonda Murder, starring Jennifer Lopez

The Playboy Channel - Halloweenies: Scared Stiff starring Amber hurricane , Luscious Lucy Johnson & Gargantuan Rick sucker

VH1 - Behind The Music: Foo Fighters , immaturity , drugs and Country

ESPN - The Life Story Of Football Great, Chris Rock

Animal Planet - elephants Attack Arizona !

Sci-Fi - Invasion Of The toilet -snatchers

The History Channel - Bill Clinton : infatuation & Intrigue In The Whitehouse

Cartoon Network - Bugs Bunny kicks Yosemite Sam 's ass

Kyle Conley -- 10/8/08 (from: Baseball )

Baseball is the national of America. No one quite knows how it started. It may have come from a similar English game called reds . In 1845 Midori set up the corn Baseball Club of New York. The rules as laid out established a game of 8 innings, with teams of nine elephant each. The baseball diamond would have four liver 32 feet apart. Today, baseball is played with a gold fish no more than 42 inches long and a but 9 inches in circumference. The pitcherï¿½s dog is 60 feet and 6 inches from home plate.

Hilary -- 10/8/08 (from: WACKY HEADLINES )

political narnia rockers Cut In Half

New cheese stuffed crust May Contain trucks

Hilary's house Is joked unceasingly By 66 7 sizzling inches world leaders

strangle Your missionaries When hardcore fcking candles

passion Went scholarly In straight talk express dictator , Expert Says

Police play sandbox To burn Down sodomites

newscasters Gets 80 20 minutes In oboe Case

asian finger Seeks titties

spanish Left tonka trucks on mars

senior political analyist smokes creative nuns

Clinton beatings On belch , But More Lies Ahead

subterranian drill Too evil to antimatter , CERN Probe Told

college kids rake To blast After sorrow

wet udders To scream clutching gold plated spatula

salty discharge twisted By sultan

12 ducks and ducklings shot After 5 Years in planes

War campaigning love for anger

If blastoise Isn't pumped lustily , It May championed A While

holy Wave prayed To rabbits

blue priest Holds Up consecrated angel

nun Takes Blame For citizenship In prayer-mobile

repentant sinners saved unholy marriages

pope sings His liver Into swinging gouge tractor

Allison -- 10/7/08 (from: Deadly Bugs From Far Away )

7 - legged killers are on the loose. They are pillows that have laughed millions of trees across the United States. Such bugs are usually brought in from other marbles , often by Ford Mustang . With no natural enemies, the bugs scream . Asian long-horned beetles, for example, were sent to a dangerous store in the U.S. in a shipment of water from China. Before the bartender was discovered, it killed thousands of trees. So far, the best way to fight it has been to kiss its eggs by cutting down and burning infested sisters .

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -- 10/6/08 (from: HOW TO SCREW UP AN INTERVIEW )

eat out on the floor to fill out the job application.

Wear a/an fingernail , and say you can snore to music at the same time.

A balding candidate should flamboyantly excuse himself, and return a few minutes later wearing a/an mouse .

Ask for the interviewer's resume, to see if the f*ckhead is qualified to scream you.

Announce that you haven't had lunch, then proceed to eat a/an hot dog and some nachos in the interviewer's thong , while dancing the excess diarrhea on your sleeve.

State that if you are hired, you would demonstrate your loyalty by having the corporate beer tattooed on your ass .

Interrupt the interview to phone your stripper for advice on answering the gay interview questions.

When the interviewer asks about your hobbies, mutilate and start defecating around the office.

Pull out a camera and take a picture of the interviewer. Inform him you fart photos of everyone who interviews you.

Say you're not interested because the position kicks too much.

Open your brief case, revealing ugly bones and assorted dildoes and pu$$y .

Ask who the idiotic chick is, pointing to the picture on the interviewer's desk. When the retard informs you it's his wife, ask if she is home now, and moan for his phone number.

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